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I will do a good job



I am running on a platform of more inclusivity at Middlebury. I will accomplish this by acquiring the funding to purchase one to three hibachi grills for the dining halls. The hibachi grill will provide a safe space for 8-10 students to talk about issues pertaining to their lives at Middlebury while a chef with excellent knife skills tosses shrimp into their mouths.  I am particularly excited for the nearly limitless potential the onion volcanoes will bring to our campus. If you feel similarly, please vote for me come election time to make our campus a more hibachi-friendly space.

"Not bad."- Michael "Anonymous" Frank '20.5

"She is very tasty."- John Rustad '19.5

"Why are you like this?"- David Frankel, age 'Old'